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Tom Wolverton


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San Diego, CA
Post Posted 11 Apr 2018 8:57 am     Reply with quote

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian , every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian , he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian .."
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Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
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Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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Brooks Montgomery


From:
Idaho, USA
Post Posted 11 Apr 2018 10:34 am     Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure that Brian was Frank Feldman's brother.
(scroll down the page to "The Perfect Man" post)
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Tom Wolverton


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San Diego, CA
Post Posted 11 Apr 2018 11:48 am     Darn. Sorry about that Reply with quote

I am so sorry to double post a joke.

I guess my 20 years of working in the Department of Redundancies Dept. has gotten to me.
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post Posted 11 Apr 2018 12:27 pm     Reply with quote

No reason to be sorry. That's my personal favorite joke of the year.
I suspect that anyone that has either been A-divorced, or B-henpecked, finds that joke hilarious. In my town a cruel friend of mine snuck & stuck some "Honk if you've been married to Brooks" bumper stickers on a few cars around town. Belly laughs from everyone.....but me Laughing
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