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Robert Thomas

Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 13 Feb 2018 2:10 am     Reply with quote

Morris was known for always promptly mailing his ex-wife’s alimony payment each month.

He explained, “I’m afraid if it’s late, she might try to repossess me.”
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Brooks Montgomery

Idaho, USA
Post Posted 13 Feb 2018 11:58 am     Reply with quote

Heard at the Owl Club Bar:

"Why are you paying so much alimony?"

"Cause it's worth it."
A banjo, like a pet monkey, seems like a good idea at first.
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John N Norris

Georgia, USA
Post Posted 13 Feb 2018 4:46 pm     Alimony payments Reply with quote

A guy gives his daughter the final alimony payment to take to his ex, and says, tell ya mama that’s the last one, wat do ya think about that.
She comes back, he says, what did she say?
She said it wasn’t yours anyway.
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