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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 7 Dec 2017 10:37 am     Reply with quote

The phrase "If a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?" seems to be giving some people problems today. Maybe someone can give some answers to these questions.
1. Do all woodchucks chuck wood?..i.e. "IF" a woodchuck would chuck wood.
2. Do some woodchucks chuck more wood than other woodchucks?
3. How much wood does the average woodchuck chuck?
4. Why do woodchucks chuck wood?
5. Is chucking wood the occupation of woodchucks or do they do it in their spare time like some folks who play steel do?
6. How does chucking wood affect the environment?
7. If it does is there a gov't regulation against it?
8. If there is a reg against it what do we do with all those woodchucks?


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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post Posted 7 Dec 2017 10:41 am     Reply with quote

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Larry Carlson


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Post Posted 7 Dec 2017 2:30 pm     Reply with quote


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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 8 Dec 2017 10:42 am     Reply with quote

And then there's the chipmunk...

How many chips could a chipmunk munk if a chipmunk could munk chips???



Looks like they prefer Pringles...
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Ray Jenkins


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Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
Post Posted 8 Dec 2017 2:43 pm     Reply with quote

How many steels could a steel player steel if a steel player could steel steels?
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Harold Dye


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Cullman, Alabama, USA
Post Posted 11 Dec 2017 8:55 am     Reply with quote

Ray it probably would depend on the brand and if they were a single or double neck.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 11 Dec 2017 9:35 am     Reply with quote

How many strings could a banjo player pick if a banjo player could wear picks and pick strings?


"No more than 5..."
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I may, in fact, be nuts. However, I am screwed onto the right bolt... Jesus!
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