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Lee Baucum


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McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) The Final Frontier
Post Posted 21 Mar 2017 1:04 pm     Reply with quote

A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to a Florida adoption agency.

The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.

The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers then raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."

Then the social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."

The social workers were finally satisfied. They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
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Erv Niehaus


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Litchfield, MN, USA
Post Posted 21 Mar 2017 2:05 pm     Reply with quote

I love it!!! Laughing Laughing
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Ian Rae


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Redditch, England
Post Posted 21 Mar 2017 2:59 pm     Reply with quote

+1 Laughing
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Tom Wolverton


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San Diego, CA
Post Posted 26 Mar 2017 9:42 pm     Reply with quote

Oh yeah !!!! LOL
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Archie Nicol


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Ayrshire, Scotland
Post Posted 27 Mar 2017 3:17 pm     Reply with quote

More jokes of this calibre, please.

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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 27 Mar 2017 8:04 pm     Reply with quote

Then the circus went out of business, and they were discharged.
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Erv Niehaus


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Litchfield, MN, USA
Post Posted 28 Mar 2017 7:22 am     Reply with quote

Little Ole asked his parents: "I heard that I was adopted, is that true"?
They answered: "Yes, that is true, but after a couple of weeks they brought you back"! Whoa!
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Al Risbeck


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Iowa, USA
Post Posted 29 Mar 2017 11:40 am     Kid Reply with quote

Well dang it Lee you left us hanging, did they get the kid or not ?
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