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Robert Thomas

Mehama, Oregon, USA
Post Posted 10 Mar 2017 9:46 am     Reply with quote

A policeman is interviewing the bank manager after a robbery. He asks the manager if the robber’s faces were visible. The manager replies, “No, they were all wearing stockings over their heads.”

The policeman then asks the manager what kind of getaway car the robbers were driving. The manager says, “Well, now, this is slightly unusual. They weren’t driving a car. They were riding an elephant, instead.”

The policeman says, “An elephant?”

The manager says, “Yeah. They used it to dodge the traffic. They even plowed through a couple of cars.”

The policeman asks the manager, “Do you know what kind of elephant it was?”

The manager says, “How should I know? Isn’t an ‘elephant an elephant?'”

The policeman says, “No. African elephants have big ears, and Asian elephants have small ears.”

The manager says, “I already told you I couldn’t recognize any of the robbers. I couldn’t recognize the elephant, either, because he had a stocking over his head.”
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