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  Topic: A fact
John N Norris

Replies: 10
Views: 772

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 17 Jul 2020 6:01 pm   Subject: A fact
Now that I’m retired, I only work eight days a week.
And I found out that being retired ain’t worth the senior discounts.
  Topic: Not a good time for funny
John N Norris

Replies: 5
Views: 763

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 1 Jun 2020 5:54 am   Subject: A little good news today
With all the turmoil that is going on today. The good news is, JESUS IS Coming Soon.
Even so, COME QUICKLY LORD JESUS.
  Topic: Double trouble
John N Norris

Replies: 3
Views: 920

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 21 May 2020 4:25 pm   Subject: Double trouble
Would that make them husband in Laws. Laughing
  Topic: New soup
John N Norris

Replies: 1
Views: 1141

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 7 Apr 2020 8:41 am   Subject: New soup
A new soup just came on the market. A combination of alphabet soup and exlax.
It’s called, Letter rip.
  Topic: Caption this one
John N Norris

Replies: 13
Views: 1287

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 20 Mar 2020 4:37 am   Subject: Caption
Okay, go ahead and laugh. The virus won’t come near me. This thing is a virus Killer.
  Topic: traded
John N Norris

Replies: 15
Views: 1916

PostForum Section: For Sale: Steel Guitars   Posted: 25 Feb 2020 3:41 pm   Subject: Sum steel
Teak is a very expensive wood that is used a lot in fine boat building. It is very rot resistant and insect resistant. It is a Beautiful wood.

John
  Topic: You’re good to go
John N Norris

Replies: 0
Views: 631

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 7 Feb 2020 9:04 am   Subject: You’re good to go
A man was carrying a banjo case thru Heathrow Airport in England....customs officer took him aside to inspect the case....when they opened it they found two Thompson machine guns...They closed the cas ...
  Topic: Hilton volume pedal bracket
John N Norris

Replies: 1
Views: 214

PostForum Section: Wanted To Buy   Posted: 27 Jan 2020 5:57 pm   Subject: Hilton volume pedal bracket
I need a universal bracket for a Hilton volume pedal.
  Topic: Caption?
John N Norris

Replies: 16
Views: 1616

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 7 Jan 2020 10:04 am   Subject: Caption
Great, now let’s try it with just the cymbal, one drumstick, and 4/4 timing.
Laughing Laughing

John
  Topic: Stop it
John N Norris

Replies: 1
Views: 1007

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 1 Jan 2020 6:20 am   Subject: Stop it
Man who was addicted to brake fluid, says, he can stop, anytime.

Laughing
John
  Topic: ray walker custom sd 10 4/5 1950.00 shipped con uasa
John N Norris

Replies: 34
Views: 5706

PostForum Section: For Sale: Steel Guitars   Posted: 27 Dec 2019 4:43 pm   Subject: Steel guitar weight
How much does this steel weigh, out of the case, and how much does the case weigh.
Thanks
John.
  Topic: A little off key
John N Norris

Replies: 2
Views: 1201

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 27 Dec 2019 4:39 pm   Subject: A little off key
A pianist and singer are rehearsing “Autumn leaves” for a concert, and the pianist says:
O k we will start in G miner and on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4
When you get to th ...
  Topic: Another Senior Moment
John N Norris

Replies: 15
Views: 2678

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 27 Dec 2019 11:24 am   Subject: Another senior moment
The wife and I were at a church function several years ago. A lady came up an started talking to my wife, asked her how the children, called each one of them by name as she was talking. She talked for ...
  Topic: Another Senior Moment
John N Norris

Replies: 15
Views: 2678

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 27 Dec 2019 11:23 am   Subject: Another senior moment
The wife and I were at a church function several years ago. A lady came up and started talking to my wife, asked her how the children were, called each one of them by name as she was talking. She tal ...
  Topic: Educated at yale
John N Norris

Replies: 1
Views: 820

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 18 Nov 2019 1:34 pm   Subject: Educated at yale
Interviewer: how do you explain this four year gap on your resume ?
Applicant, that’s when I went to Yale
Interviewer, that’s impressive, you’re hired.
Applicant, thanks, I really need this y ...
  Topic: Sticky finger for finger picks
John N Norris

Replies: 16
Views: 1538

PostForum Section: Wanted To Buy   Posted: 31 Oct 2019 4:26 pm   Subject: Sticky picks
One of the best things that I have found is the children’s glue stick that you can find at any Walmart store. It just looks like a tube of chap stick. Holds very good, small enough to carry in your ...
  Topic: Justice S-10 Pro 4&5 $2000 Sold
John N Norris

Replies: 3
Views: 1421

PostForum Section: For Sale: Steel Guitars   Posted: 14 Oct 2019 5:35 pm   Subject: Justice S-10 Pro 4&5 $2000 Sold
If the buyer does not come through. I will buy it, and I will come pick it up. I only live 117 miles from you.
Thanks
John Norris
  Topic: I used Band in a box
John N Norris

Replies: 10
Views: 3620

PostForum Section: Band-in-a-Box   Posted: 5 Oct 2019 1:05 pm   Subject: I used band in a box
I thoroughly enjoyed that. Listened to it twice, then recorded it on my iPhone. I have only been playing for two years. What is the name of the tune.
Thanks for sharing.

John
  Topic: Sick deacon
John N Norris

Replies: 0
Views: 589

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 29 Aug 2019 10:38 am   Subject: Sick deacon
The Preachers head deacon was very sick and was admitted to the Hospital. Preacher goes to the hospital to visit. After talking to the deacon for a little bit, Preacher says, let me Pray for you befor ...
  Topic: Lost puppy
John N Norris

Replies: 4
Views: 1038

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 29 Aug 2019 8:16 am   Subject: Lost puppy
How fast was that puppy doing, when he hit that double wide.
  Topic: House on fire
John N Norris

Replies: 2
Views: 988

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 29 Aug 2019 8:08 am   Subject: House on fire
A young Lady calls the fire department and frantically screams, hurry, my house is on fire.
The fireman says, how do we get there. She says, you still have that little red truck, don’t you.
  Topic: Friday
John N Norris

Replies: 1
Views: 584

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 13 Aug 2019 3:42 pm   Subject: Friday
Has anybody besides me noticed that Friday the 13th came on Tuesday, this month.
  Topic: Crowbar
John N Norris

Replies: 5
Views: 742

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 16 Jul 2019 9:41 am   Subject: Crowbar
Back before crowbars were invented, where did crows go to get a drink.
  Topic: 4th of July
John N Norris

Replies: 3
Views: 858

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 8 Jul 2019 4:41 pm   Subject: 4th of July
This is stupid. Here it is July the 8th, and people are still shooting fireworks.
One went off a little while ago, and nearly set our Christmas decorations on fire.
  Topic: Running with the bulls....
John N Norris

Replies: 22
Views: 2086

PostForum Section: Funny and Fun   Posted: 27 Jun 2019 6:37 am   Subject: Running with the bulls....
He’ll never be a Matador.
Maybe he will be a Mat for a door.
Looks like he got Bull - dozed.
 
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