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Roy Heap


From:
United Kingdom
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 1:50 am     Reply with quote

Sign on a door : push. If that doesn't work. Pull. If that doesn't work. We're closed.

In front of a church: Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

In the grounds of a private school: No trespassing without permission.

Outside a photographer's studio: Out to lunch : if not back back by five, out for dinner also.

Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

On a plumber's van: We repair what your husband fixed Laughing
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John McClung


From:
Olympia WA, USA
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 5:34 am     Reply with quote

Love these, Roy! Laughing Laughing
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Charley Hill


From:
South Carolina
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 5:39 am     Reply with quote

One of my favorite people, Roy Heap!
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Scott Duckworth


From:
Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 5:49 am     Reply with quote

Real.. I used to teach an adult Sunday school class. We called it "The Mixed Up Adults". We had pairs, spares, and never went theres...
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Jeff Garden


From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 6:39 am     Reply with quote

We have competing septic pumpout companies in town

One is called "Bottom Feeders" and the side of their tank truck is painted like an aquarium with fish picking at the bottom

The other boasts, "we're number 1 with your number 2!"
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Don R Brown


From:
Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 7:13 am     Reply with quote

There are several pics of septic trucks labeled "This truck contains political promises!".

And while this may be drifting a bit from Roy's beginning, I was once straightening out a billing glitch with our garbage pickup service. I said something to the person about I didn't want them to have to take me to court for it.

They said nicely "Oh no, we don't take people to court for not paying. We just change the account from "Pickup" to "delivery".
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Scott Duckworth


From:
Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 3 Aug 2017 2:58 am     Reply with quote

Our local independent septic truck says it's the "Honey Wagon"... Shocked
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 3 Aug 2017 3:00 am     Reply with quote

It's at a busy intersection, so I can't get a picture, but in Cleveland TN at Paul Huff Pkwy and Hwy 11, there is an ordinance sign about not posting signings on power poles.

Yep, it's attached to a power pole...
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