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Alan Brookes


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Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 11:35 am     Reply with quote

A friend of mine who is 92 called and invited me to his wedding.
"I shall be marrying a girl of 18. We're very much in love, but I'm afraid that I might not be able to satisfy her."
"You should get a boarder," I recommended.

A few months after the wedding he called me excitedly.
"Thanks for your recommendations, George. My wife is now pregnant."
"How's the boarder?" I asked.
"Great," he replied. "She's pregnant too..." Very Happy
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Don R Brown


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Post Posted 9 Jan 2017 5:48 am     Reply with quote

I heard the same thing happened to an old rancher who was told to get a hired hand. SHE wound up expectant also. (The rest of the story was pretty much as Alan's version.)
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Alan Brookes


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Post Posted 9 Jan 2017 11:46 am     Reply with quote

Patient: "I'm marrying a girl of 18 and I'm coming up to 92"
Doctor: "You realise that this might prove fatal?"
Patient: "Well, if she dies, she dies...."


The day after the wedding, the 18 yr. old bride looks shattered.
"What's up?" said her friend, "You couldn't handle a 92 yr. old?"
"He told me that he'd been saving up for 80 years," said the bride, "and I assumed he meant money."
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