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Larry Carlson

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Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 11:56 am     Reply with quote

Men Are Just Happier People.

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
I have stuff.
I try to make music with it.
Sometimes it works.
Sometimes it doesn't.
But I keep on trying.
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Don R Brown

Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 12:11 pm     Reply with quote

I thought this was the Humor section. That's nothing to laugh at, all I see there is truth!

Mr. Green
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Ron Anderson

Keystone Colorado, USA
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 6:00 pm     Reply with quote

We BOTH liked these.
Especially "You know stuff about tanks" Very Happy
GFI Student Model. Peavey Session 400.
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Jim Smerk

Ohio, USA
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 9:04 pm     Reply with quote

"You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky."

If I had a penny for every time this happened..... Laughing
10-String Dom Lapsteel, Rogue RLS-1, Behringer GM108 w/a Weber CVC8, Roland Micro-Cube, VOX Tonelab SE, Peavey Raptor, Fender Bullet Strat & Bronco Bass, Washburn T12 Bass, Yamaha FG450S, Custom 9 Piece Roland TD4/9 kit, Mike Headrick & Steve Alcott, BT BiaB 2017, Reaper 4.75, too many plugins to list.....
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