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Robert Mac Neilage


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Post Posted 19 Dec 2016 4:01 am     Reply with quote

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,
"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way." Laughing Laughing
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Lee Baucum


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McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) The Final Frontier
Post Posted 19 Dec 2016 9:14 am     Reply with quote

Very Happy Laughing
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Tony Prior


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Post Posted 19 Dec 2016 1:28 pm     Reply with quote

Laughing
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Archie Nicol


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Post Posted 19 Dec 2016 4:47 pm     Reply with quote

14:11. Frazer's reaction. Priceless. Poor video, but you'll get the jist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBxzXvA07E

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Mark Eaton


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Sonoma County in The Great State Of Northern California
Post Posted 19 Dec 2016 5:02 pm     Reply with quote

Good one Robert! Laughing
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Alan Brookes


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Post Posted 20 Dec 2016 11:45 am     Reply with quote

Archie Nicol wrote:
14:11. Frazer's reaction. Priceless. Poor video, but you'll get the jist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBxzXvA07E

Once I started watching it I watched the whole 30 minute episode, even though I've had the series on DVD for years. It's one of the funniest shows ever produced.
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Archie Nicol


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Ayrshire, Scotland
Post Posted 20 Dec 2016 4:40 pm     Reply with quote

June bought me the full Boxed Set for Xmas two years ago. I've yet to open it as the show is repeated on BBC2 all the time. Suits me fine.

Ha ha harch.
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Don Kona Woods


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Post Posted 1 Jan 2017 12:56 am     Reply with quote

The video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBxzXvA07E
was removed.

Any other way to get it?
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Archie Nicol


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Post Posted 1 Jan 2017 4:29 pm     Reply with quote

This might work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW4Fq3OePcc&t=851s

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Don Kona Woods


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Post Posted 2 Jan 2017 12:28 pm     Reply with quote

Thanks !
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