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Bob Knight


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Post Posted 1 Jan 2016 1:30 pm     Reply with quote


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Larry Carlson


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Post Posted 1 Jan 2016 3:16 pm     Reply with quote

Sir, that was very sneaky.
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Jim Cooley


From:
The 'Ville, Texas, USA
Post Posted 1 Jan 2016 3:25 pm     Reply with quote

The latest from Bob's battery of jokes.
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Dennis Junge


From:
Colorado, USA
Post Posted 1 Jan 2016 3:36 pm     Reply with quote

Sparky was positive he could turn things over. But he fogot he was grounded. Now he's really grounded! Still, he is forever looking up.
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Don R Brown


From:
Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 1 Jan 2016 6:16 pm     Reply with quote

Ohm my, this is revolting! But I get a charge out of it anyway, since I'm currently into electrical humor.
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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 4:49 am     Reply with quote

Battery a-cid less than too much was always Bob's motto.

Bob Ford--the only man who could get nothing started.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 5:19 am     Reply with quote

A man brought jumper cables into a bar. The barkeep told him "Now don't you start anything."
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Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 5:33 am     Reply with quote

Give the man a brake; Bob suffers from a terminal illness...
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Jim Cooley


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The 'Ville, Texas, USA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 7:13 am     Reply with quote

I hate to hear that, Jim. He was always such a spark plug; always came through in the clutch.
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Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 7:15 am     Reply with quote

Jim Cooley wrote:
I hate to hear that, Jim. He was always such a spark plug; always came through in the clutch.


Yeah, except when he choked...
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Larry Rafferty


From:
Ballston Spa, NY
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 8:18 am     Reply with quote

Bob's battery photo post reminded me that next week I'm gonna take a trip to the Riviera.
(That's my old Buick Riviera which is out behind my barn). If I fix the flat tire and get her started up,
I might even take a Riviera Field Trip (in the field next to the barn).
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Dennis Junge


From:
Colorado, USA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 3:49 pm     Reply with quote

Please don't go stripping her gears behind the barn!
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Archie Nicol


From:
Ayrshire, Scotland
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 4:52 pm     Reply with quote

I was happy working in the car factory until they put me on to the `Steering` section. Since then, my life has gone to rack and pinion.

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Dennis Junge


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Colorado, USA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 5:10 pm     Reply with quote

At least no one has been shocked by this post. I will cable you if I hear differently. It's always a good thing to be insulated when jumping your battery.
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Dennis Junge


From:
Colorado, USA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 5:13 pm     Reply with quote

This post is charging me up a full load.
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Jeff Garden


From:
Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post Posted 2 Jan 2016 5:43 pm     Reply with quote

It's a pleasure hanging out with this bunch of Diehards
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Dennis Junge


From:
Colorado, USA
Post Posted 3 Jan 2016 3:32 pm     Reply with quote

I guess steelers are Eveready.
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Rick Collins


From:
Claremont , CA USA
Post Posted 4 Jan 2016 4:34 pm     Reply with quote

This is the best news I've heard since I was discharged __ maybe I can get something started now.
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Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post Posted 4 Jan 2016 4:39 pm     Reply with quote

Rick Collins wrote:
This is the best news I've heard since I was discharged __ maybe I can get something started now.


Discharged? You were in the service? I thought they'd locked you up for battery!
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Rick Collins


From:
Claremont , CA USA
Post Posted 4 Jan 2016 5:08 pm     Reply with quote

Jim Cohen wrote:
Rick Collins wrote:
This is the best news I've heard since I was discharged __ maybe I can get something started now.


Discharged? You were in the service? I thought they'd locked you up for battery!

Don't be so negative, Jim.
...only grounded for 24/7. Very Happy
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post Posted 4 Jan 2016 5:24 pm     Reply with quote

Rick wasn't actually in the service, Jim, he was in the service department. And that battery charge wasn't his fault (that's what the regulator said anyway)...there's no way he could have started it - all the damage was caused when he got jumped and fell on the ground.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 4 Jan 2016 6:24 pm     Reply with quote

I know a guy that wasn't quite well educated that got picked for assault and battery. When he went before the judge to plea, he said they had the wrong man, he didn't have any salt, but he did have some batteries if the judge needed one... Confused
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Dennis Junge


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Colorado, USA
Post Posted 4 Jan 2016 10:08 pm     Reply with quote

Getting directly to the assault on a battery, I am rapidly alternating my current generator of opinions because my wiring is out of phase and this is a severe impedance to my potential. Or something like that....
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Rick Collins


From:
Claremont , CA USA
Post Posted 5 Jan 2016 11:45 am     Reply with quote

Some of these replies are highly corrosive.
It's a certainty, they will soon impede any normal flow of energy from this very positive post.
It's enough to make Faraday and Ohm turnover in their graves. Very Happy
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Jim Cohen


From:
Philadelphia, PA
Post Posted 5 Jan 2016 11:52 am     Reply with quote

Good point, Rick. Let's all chill and meditate on your suggestion:

OOOOHHHHHHMMMMMM...............
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