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Roy Heap


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United Kingdom
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 2:06 am     Reply with quote

There was a clergyman who was an avid golfer. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golf, and the minister could not resist the temptation. He rang his assistant and told him he was too ill to attend church. Then he packed up his car, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognise him. Happily he began to to play the course. But an angel up above was watching the minister and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, 'Look at the minister. He should be punished for what he's doing.

God nodded in agreement. The minister teed up on the first hole. He swung, and the ball sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A perfect hole in one. The minister was amazed and overjoyed. The Angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said,' Begging your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him. 'And God smiled. 'Think about it, who can he tell?'
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Don R Brown


From:
Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 4:32 am     Reply with quote

You'd think that preacher would have learned the first time!

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Roy Heap


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United Kingdom
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 1:39 pm     Reply with quote

Gee sorry Don, must have missed your post.
Roy
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Ken Pippus


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Lake Oswego, OR
Post Posted 2 Aug 2017 3:02 pm     Reply with quote

Department of Redundancy Department.
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Don R Brown


From:
Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 3 Aug 2017 5:19 am     Reply with quote

Roy Heap wrote:
Gee sorry Don, must have missed your post.
Roy


Gee, Roy, you mean you actually have a life and don't read every single post on here? Or is it your memory is so bad you don't remember every single joke you have read here weeks ago? Don't feel bad, on a car forum I'm on, one guy made a dupe of his own post, only about 3 days after the first one. Laughing

Seems half the time I'm in trouble with the better half for forgetting something she told me, and the other half of the time I'm in trouble for telling her something twice. So duping a golf joke is certainly forgivable!

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Charlie McDonald


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Post Posted 3 Aug 2017 8:17 am     Reply with quote

A good joke deserves a second telling.

Always reminds me of the prison jokebook, with all the jokes numbered.... "Some people just can't tell a joke."
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