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Tom Wolverton


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Post Posted 28 Jun 2017 5:47 pm     Reply with quote

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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Jim Cohen


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Post Posted 28 Jun 2017 7:04 pm     Reply with quote

LOL! Good one!
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Ronald Sikes


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Corsicana, Tx
Post Posted 29 Jun 2017 3:36 am     Reply with quote

Hahaha !!!!!! Man that's funny 😂
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Paul King


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Gainesville, Texas, USA
Post Posted 30 Jun 2017 3:20 am     Reply with quote

I work at a nursing home and have read this to some staff and residents. They all loved it.
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