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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 10 Mar 2017 3:44 pm     Reply with quote

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $70,000 to that lady over there. You even insisted that there was no way you could discount this car."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. "There you go Dad," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price!”
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Erv Niehaus


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Litchfield, MN, USA
Post Posted 11 Mar 2017 10:03 am     Reply with quote

I love it!!! Very Happy
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Peter den Hartogh


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Cape Town, South Africa
Post Posted 14 Mar 2017 1:22 pm     Reply with quote

He sold the car for $85,000 and went to the next dealer for the same trick. He only needs to go to six dealers to get a free car.
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 14 Mar 2017 8:30 pm     Reply with quote

Peter den Hartogh wrote:
He sold the car for $85,000 and went to the next dealer for the same trick. He only needs to go to six dealers to get a free car.


I like the way you think!
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