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Scott Duckworth


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Post Posted 5 Jan 2017 3:29 pm     Reply with quote


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Roy Heap


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Post Posted 5 Jan 2017 4:16 pm     Reply with quote

Watt a good joke Scott, there's at least 17 ohms there. But don't make a habit of it.
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Ron Anderson


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Keystone Colorado, USA
Post Posted 5 Jan 2017 5:26 pm     Reply with quote

We can't let them get too strong!

Kila Ohm!
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Jim Cohen


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Post Posted 5 Jan 2017 7:36 pm     Reply with quote

Ohm is where your watt is??
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Tony Davis


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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 7:33 pm     Reply with quote

I tried to go to the Old Volts Ohm....but there was too much Impedance
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Doug Beaumier


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Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 7:38 pm     Reply with quote

I got a charge outta that.
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Jim Cohen


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Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 7:48 pm     Reply with quote

Doug, did you get that joke out of a serial box?
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b0b


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Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 8:14 pm     Reply with quote

I've just been inducted, by Henry!
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Don R Brown


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Rochester, New York, USA
Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 9:23 pm     Reply with quote

I was urged to contribute to these puns, but I decided to re-fuse.
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b0b


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Post Posted 8 Jan 2017 11:11 pm     Reply with quote

Don R Brown wrote:
I was urged to contribute to these puns, but I decided to re-fuse.

Oh my. Unlike you, I couldn't resist.
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Joey Ace


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Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 4:56 am     Reply with quote

These guys have connections.

Being the Mod in the Electronics Section I have to keep up on current events.
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Brooks Montgomery


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Idaho, USA
Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 7:01 am     Reply with quote

I suspect (a) smoking pot is causing this resistance
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Jeff Garden


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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 9:22 am     Reply with quote

Scott has a very well-grounded sense of humor...rumor has it he might be inducted into the Forum Humor Hall of Fame. I just wish I had the capacitance to understand some of this stuff. And now for a short commercial break: Nazareth will play the electrician's theme song: "Love Hertz!"
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Jim Cohen


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Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 9:29 am     Reply with quote

OMG, I think he's terminal!
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Bill Sinclair


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Hagerstown, Maryland, USA
Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 10:19 am     Reply with quote

Those are some pretty Coulombs.
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Ray Jenkins


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Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 10:55 am     Reply with quote

You guys are a bunch of real jewels!!
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Archie Nicol


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Ayrshire, Scotland
Post Posted 10 Jan 2017 4:21 pm     Reply with quote

This thread is going like clockwork.

Arch.
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Don R Brown


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Ollin Landers


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Chapel Hill, NC
Post Posted 12 Jan 2017 11:46 am     Reply with quote

I have very little capacitance for puns.  That just hertz!
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Norman Markowitz


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Santa Cruz, California
Post Posted 13 Jan 2017 2:03 pm     Reply with quote

Somebody needs to break the circuit here.
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 4:32 am     Reply with quote

I'm glad my post has charged up the crowd!
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 4:33 am     Reply with quote

Resistance is futile... you need some voltage...


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Doug Beaumier


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Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 7:35 am     Reply with quote

This thread is shocking! Absolutely shocking.
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Charlie McDonald


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out of the blue
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 9:55 am     Reply with quote

my fuze just fried

thanxz
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Scott Duckworth


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Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies
Post Posted 14 Jan 2017 1:09 pm     Reply with quote

WATT was I thinking...
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