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Don Kona Woods

Hawaiian Kama'aina
Post Posted 4 Jan 2017 12:53 pm     Reply with quote

An Arab Sheikh was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery,
but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have
some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.

As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood
that couldn't be found locally, the call went out
around the world.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare
blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated
his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new
BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and
$100,000 US dollars in appreciation for
the blood donation.

A few months later, the Arab had to undergo
a corrective surgery procedure.

Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman
who this time was more than happy to donate
his blood.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the
Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of
Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did
not reciprocate his kind gesture as he
had anticipated.

He then phoned the Arab and asked him:
"I thought you would be more generous than that.
The last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and
money, but this time you only sent me a lousy
thank-you card and a lousy box of chocolates?"

To this the Arab replied: " Aye laddie, but
I now have Scottish blood in me veins".
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Archie Nicol

Ayrshire, Scotland
Post Posted 4 Jan 2017 4:29 pm     Reply with quote

How do you sink an American submarine?
Knock on the door.

I'm well behaved, so there!
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